-Good mates get you out of prison, best mates are there moaning with you!

-We sent one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?

-96% of teens won't stand up for God...4% will...copy and paste if your apart of that 4%...

-If you are a science geek, put this into your signature! It's not always a bad thing- guys like smart girls!!!

-No coincidence's only God-incidence!

-My family tree is full of nuts!!